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John Cort presents a new comic opera The Princess "Pat" with Eleanor Painter. Book and Myrics by Henry Blossom. Music by Victor Herbert. Staged by Fred G. Latham.

M. Witmark & Sons. New York, Chicago, San Francisco, London


I don't know where the charm is
I don't know what the harm is
But women are the burden of my story!
They seem to bore me never,
I think about them ever
I dwell upon the subject "Con Amore!"
A little blonde, a big brunette,
A stately dame, A gay soubrette:
I wish not one of them could live without me!
I've often thought I'd love to be
An island in an open sea,
With myriads of girlie girls about me! Gee!

I wish I was an island in an ocean of girls,
Surrounded by them as far as I could see!
And like the little waves at play,
That kiss the shore then run away,
So I should like to have them play with me.
Just one and then another comes a slipping along!
All creamy white, within your arms she curls;
As with one sudden, fond embrace,
She splashes kisses on your face!
Oh, for an island, what a place! An ocean full of girls!

Now, how the girls are dressing,
It keeps a fellow guessing!
You couldn't tell the things that you have shown you!
By golly, but they're daring,
The clothes they are not wearing,
I wonder that they all ain't got pneumonia!
But where I love the best to be
Is on the shore beside the sea.
In summer! There I find the most distractions!
The pretty little bathing girls,
With wavy hair and teeths of pearls,
And coral lips and such marine attractions! Gee!


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